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Trumpian Gun-Tweet Haikuage

2nd Amendment
Issue an apology
Demented shooter
 
Come on, gimme something.
 
Contemplating moving these haikus into their own little permanent spot on the website. Thinking, thinking...
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Trumpian Football Tweet Haiku

MAKE AMERICA
GREAT AGAIN! “Stand for Anthem.
Sit for game.” Wacky.

Or maybe you'd prefer a Puerto Rican-themed Trumpian Tweet Haiku:

Cannot keep FEMA
In P.R. Forever. That’s
What I’m dealing with
 
Can't wait to see what you can produce.
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More Trumpian Haikuage

 
Crooked Hilary
discredited “Dossier”
NEWS ORGS FABRICATE

Your turn.

 

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Root Cellar

I recently discovered that one can root around in shallows of Donald Trump’s tweets and come out with some pretty sweet haikus. Not sweet as in cute and cuddly, but sweet as in, “dude, that’s totally sweet.” For example:

Commander-in-Chief
I’m not all just fun and memes
Power of the pen

I’m sure you can do better than that. I’m sure I can do better than that.

Dying Magazines
Tell that to Israel, Chuck!
I asked Pence to leave

Whatta ya got?

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