PATRICK MCVAY

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When people respond “to all” to an e-mail message that really doesn’t require responding to all, I want to respond to all saying “don’t respond to all.” This, in turn, will spur responses to all from others, who, meanwhile, inadvertently expand the network to new people, who chime in with indignant messages to all, such as “Please take me off this e-mail list!” Others will respond to that by saying, “Stop responding to all!”

I expect my response to all will quickly generate a global craze; soon thereafter, the craze will morph into a cyber-nightmare, as waves of resulting email traffic ties up the internet for weeks; eventually, future generations will come to see that the experience just happened to be the most magnificent and oversized work of art in the history of the planet. Art-scientists will inspect 50-year old “satellite dumps” of the digital traffic from 2013 and convert the information into shapes and patterns (or something) so that the piece can be understood by people from nearly every walk of life as “cyber art” and not mere “cyber craft”.

Volunteers will lobby to have the piece inducted into the “Art Hall of Fame” (at Turning Stone Casino?) by sending an e-mail to everyone on earth promoting the idea, and asking each recipient to provide "the favor of a response" indicating they actually understand the art. Included in the body of the email will be text that reads “please don’t reply ‘to all.’” And of course, millions of numbskulls will reply to all anyway, and then others will remind everyone not to reply to all, and so forth.

Setting up a 501(c)(3) next week to get this thing underway.

Cement Shoes
Dearly Beloved
 

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Guest - Horacio on Sunday, 16 September 2018 13:12

This is how the Russians disrupt our infrastructure

This is how the Russians disrupt our infrastructure
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Wednesday, 19 September 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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