PATRICK MCVAY

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Better Biking

 

I’m always looking to find ways to insert more commercial advertising into my daily routine. My bike rides in particular are a little light on the ads. The Jamaicaway and Riverway are an advertising desert, in which you learn nothing about products and must instead look at buildings, trees, and cars as you pass them. I ought to be riding the train, where there is a much richer tradition of providing the rider with visual ads.

People here and there point out that I’m able to tune in the radio to get audio ads while biking, interrupted only occasionally by sports talk. I also can tune into bad news that is sponsored at the top and bottom of each half hour by a variety of foundations, corporations, and you. All good points. However, note that there is very little in the way of multi-layered advertising, the kind that comes at you from every angle, bombarding all of your senses. Such a shame.

Alas this is the world we live in.

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Monday, 16 July 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

Russia: "nothing to

do with meddling." Why isn't

Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel

Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL

I’ve done nothing wrong

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book

Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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