PATRICK MCVAY

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Black Beans And Riceboys

Nearly two years after entering a post about the famed Milwaukee punk outfit Einstein’s Riceboys, I finally got a comment (just Thursday!), and wouldn't you know it was from an actual Riceboy.

“Todd” (no last name but presumably) Rusch, admitted in these very pages to being the party responsible for crudely pasting headshots of himself and his band mates onto the bodies of Indian yogi contortionists and posting them around his hometown. He also stapled them around the campus of St. Lawrence University (in Canton, NY), where I was a freshman excelling in all my courses and making the women swoon.

Alas, Todd’s comment that he’d be seeking out a copy of the contortionist flyer was posted to a test site, not this site (I’ve since copied and pasted it), and he didn’t fill out the contact form, so I am left to wait and hope that he returns to this site just to find out what’s up in my life (as you are doing regularly).

Needless to say, if Todd finds a salvageable copy of the flyer and sends it me, I’ll post it on this site. Keep checking back!

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Monday, 16 July 2018

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