PATRICK MCVAY

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Comic Relief

I’m going to pitch my son on the idea of creating a new comic book hero. I don’t write comic books, but he does, and from the limited amount I’ve seen it’s clear that the industry could use an entirely new hero. My idea is a superhero who can not only fly, kick people’s asses, walk up the sides of buildings, and spin webs (of intrigue), but is also a CPA who can do your taxes.

Of course, he must do his business in secret.  It's not like he can let the public know that, with the overabundant need for someone to perform superhuman feats, he still finds the time to provide the local community with tax services (in disguise) at a startlingly low rate. Did Dick Tracy have the time for that? Spiderman? The Hulk? Not a chance.  As I understand it, those superheroes actually hired people to do their taxes.  Hence the uniqueness of my superhero.

 

 

Let's All Have Fun and Behave Ourselves
Up Your Sleeve!
 

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Tuesday, 18 September 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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