PATRICK MCVAY

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Coming Soon: New Guide To Plumbing

 

It recently occurred to me that I’ve been limiting myself and depriving my readership of new material by not extending my writing into fields I know little about. What am I, afraid to challenge myself? Why not jumpstart my career by writing about surgery and see what comes of it? Who knows, people may enjoy my surgical textbook! As someone who’s undergone several surgical procedures, I think I can provide the patient’s perspective on how to remove tonsils, or have a lobotomy.

OK, there, I said it. I have no tonsils. Sorry to ruin your image of me as Mr. Perfect. Now that you know the truth, maybe you’ll feel a little differently about buying my specially-priced hardcover diatribe about how to perform just about any surgical operation, including several new maneuvers that I developed myself (just now). Like how to perform a tandem thumb replacement.

(Hint: it’s not how you think it’s done!)   

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Thursday, 20 September 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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