PATRICK MCVAY

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Coming Soon: New Guide To Plumbing

 

It recently occurred to me that I’ve been limiting myself and depriving my readership of new material by not extending my writing into fields I know little about. What am I, afraid to challenge myself? Why not jumpstart my career by writing about surgery and see what comes of it? Who knows, people may enjoy my surgical textbook! As someone who’s undergone several surgical procedures, I think I can provide the patient’s perspective on how to remove tonsils, or have a lobotomy.

OK, there, I said it. I have no tonsils. Sorry to ruin your image of me as Mr. Perfect. Now that you know the truth, maybe you’ll feel a little differently about buying my specially-priced hardcover diatribe about how to perform just about any surgical operation, including several new maneuvers that I developed myself (just now). Like how to perform a tandem thumb replacement.

(Hint: it’s not how you think it’s done!)   

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Odiferous Conspiracy
 

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Monday, 18 December 2017

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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