Dig Your Own Clams (And Save A Bundle!)


One recent wee morning hour, I woke up with a killer idea for a blog post. I mean, this post was some kind of pithy, full of barbs and razors, and yet simultaneously gentle on the skin. I say this realizing I only had the core nugget of an idea when I awoke. OK, just a title really.

And then…poof, gone! Actually, it didn’t vaporize quite as instantly as that. It faded out over the course of the rest of those dark morning hours. I awoke again after the sun had risen, and once again the same idea surfaced for an awesome blog post. “Write it down,” I told myself. “Or, option two, go back to sleep. Your choice.” More slumber passed, and when I awoke for good I had forgotten that I’d even had the blog-post-cum-dream; it was only later that morning, en route to work, that I said, “That blog post! Hmmm…now what was it again?” It was on the tip of my brain for a fleeting moment, like maybe 3 seconds, and then I felt it slip away permanently.

On a separate note, I’ve decided to keep a little more of my hard earned dough by living off the fruit of the sea this summer, eating only what can be line-caught or dug from mud flats.  Or scavenged, if necessary. Will report back some weeks down the road, when I expect to be a little trimmer.

Hail Mary
Naked Lunch


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Wednesday, 19 September 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum



Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.


Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.


Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?


The Special Counsel
I’ve done nothing wrong



The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit


Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers


“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.



We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country



Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.



Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year



United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death



False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.




Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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