Failure To Tweet

Soon I’m going to starting tweeting things out, and when I do, heads up. I’m not the kind of person who’s going to tweet small. When I start tweeting, I’m going to be all in, tweeting the living daylights out anything I can get my hands on. If it pops into my head, it’s getting tweeted out, I don’t care what the hell you think.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that failing to tweet out any old crap that occurs to you robs the rest of the world of the ability to know what kind of crap flows into and out of your brain in any given moment. This can mean the loss of valuable data that can never be recaptured. These are the very ideas, entirely unfounded, that you’re one day going to assert as fact, why not tweet them out to see if the public enjoys them?

One thing I’m going to have to do is quit my job, as I expect to be tweeting 24-7-365 in a tweeting blitzkrieg aimed at flooding the market and rendering all other tweeters irrelevant. Except, in all honestly, for sanity I should probably tweet no more than 24-7-361, giving myself Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s, and July 4th off. Come to think of it, I should probably take at least one day entirely off each week so I can worship as I see fit. So that's, what, 24-6-309?

May also seek out a robot who can tweet in my stead now and again, whilst driving me around.

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Wednesday, 23 May 2018

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Must go nuclear option.



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Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

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Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



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Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.


Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

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United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death


False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.



Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

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