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Give America A Sandwich


America has a football team (The Dallas Cowboys), a football game of the week (Sunday at 4:25, according to Joe Buck on Fox Sports), and a “Football night in America” (Either Sunday night or Monday night – I'm not sure which is day of the week has an agent bold enough to make that claim). And yet it doesn’t have its own sandwich.

I aim to change that.

It can’t be that hard to identify a (typically luncheon) meal of two bread slices separated by layers of meats, cheeses, and/or vegetables deserving of the title “America’s sandwich,” can it? Not with the BLT lurking.

You can have your PB&J, your Turkey Rueben, your Monte Cristo. I’ll stick with a sandwich that contains crispy lettuce, a slice of tomato, and strips of processed pork meat that will eventually kill you, according to the WHO.

Looking to license Band Aids for kids that have images of BLTs on a background of red, white, and blue.

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Friday, 23 March 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum


Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.


Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year


United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death


False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.



Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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