PATRICK MCVAY

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Happy Smile Guy

 

Good news! I’ve decided to refocus this blog’s tone from quirky, tongue-in-cheek commentary on our meaningless existence toward something much sunnier. That old, stodgy Pat, forget about him and all of those hilarious things he used to write! From now on, this website is where you’ll go to have a smile slapped onto your face.

It's time to think of the good things in life, rather than all the bad that is constantly happening around you each and every moment: all those deranged psychopaths running around with guns; the sad state of our environment and the peril our coastal cities face as sea levels rise; the couple of billion people around the world who go to bed each night hungry. Let's concentrate on things that are uplifting, like beer! And mustard! Can you imagine a world without beer and mustard? Actually, don’t, because imagining it is not an uplifting thing. Instead, imagine you’re at a ballgame on a sunny day, eating mustard and drinking beer with other happy people who don’t own guns.

Are you feeling the vibe yet?  

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Sunday, 17 December 2017

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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