PATRICK MCVAY

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Happy Smile Guy

 

Good news! I’ve decided to refocus this blog’s tone from quirky, tongue-in-cheek commentary on our meaningless existence toward something much sunnier. That old, stodgy Pat, forget about him and all of those hilarious things he used to write! From now on, this website is where you’ll go to have a smile slapped onto your face.

It's time to think of the good things in life, rather than all the bad that is constantly happening around you each and every moment: all those deranged psychopaths running around with guns; the sad state of our environment and the peril our coastal cities face as sea levels rise; the couple of billion people around the world who go to bed each night hungry. Let's concentrate on things that are uplifting, like beer! And mustard! Can you imagine a world without beer and mustard? Actually, don’t, because imagining it is not an uplifting thing. Instead, imagine you’re at a ballgame on a sunny day, eating mustard and drinking beer with other happy people who don’t own guns.

Are you feeling the vibe yet?  

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Tuesday, 18 September 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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