PATRICK MCVAY

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House Tour

 

A recent visit by a former occupant of my house provides an opportunity to review the record:

  • This is where we haven’t renovated the kitchen.
  • When you moved out, the carpenter ants decided to stay and eat through one of our structural posts.
  • Did you have many bats flying around the bedrooms “back in the day,” forcing everyone to get rabies shots?
  • I’m brewing beer in your former basement!
  • That roof you had fixed leaked quickly.
  • Who the hell works on stucco these days? (not actually discussed)
  • We haven’t painted a thing!

He seemed to enjoy the tour.

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The Spring Of My Discontent
 

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Monday, 18 December 2017

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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