PATRICK MCVAY

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I Am The Eggman

I never consume as many eggs as I do when I'm visiting New York City.  This is a town that’s dying to cook you some eggs if you’d just let them. Eggs Norwegian. Huevos rancheros. Poached eggs and braised short rib hash (not kidding). Having eaten six eggs in three New York meals, not even counting the yolks whisked into puddles of hollandaise that covered my bruncheon dishes, and several more whole eggs baked into starchy goodies, you’d think I’d have had my fill, but then I piled on two helpings of strada, an Italian (is it?) egg, cheese, and sausage bake, on Christmas night (post NYC), just to keep the vibe going.

How does one do this and maintain his svelte physique you wonder? Sadly, he doesn’t.

We have eggs in Boston (they sell them in the supermarket), and I’ll surely make my way through a couple in the coming days, but I doubt I’ll put as serious a dent in the world supply as I did over the last 3 days. But hey, that’s the difference between me in Boston and me in New York.

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Wednesday, 19 September 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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