PATRICK MCVAY

WRITER

I Don't Know Everything: More Evidence

 

The sound of water, which just moments ago had been sitting in a toilet in someone else’s unit above, cascading down a pipe in the middle of your living room is, it seems to me, something wondrous. Which is to say it makes me wonder:

  • About what is passing just feet from where I stand;
  • About who the person is who just sent his/her waste down a tube through the condo I am renting;
  • About toilets in general, and who invented septic systems. Can we just assume it was Mr. Septic and be done with it?

OK, fine, I'll consult textbooks covering the history of septic and get back to all you banks of computers in China.

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Wednesday, 23 May 2018

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