PATRICK MCVAY

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I'm Not Actually Related To Ted Nugent

Just because my father once owned a business called “Nugent Income Tax Service” doesn’t mean I was ever related to Ted Nugent. I’m sure that disappoints you. It certainly disappointed my friends in grade school. At the time, Ted Nugent was merely an insane rocker who would dress like Tarzan and swing from ropes onto the stage. In my little world of 6th grade boys, Ted was famous for his album Nugent Comes Alive (just joking – it was actually titled Double Live Gonzo) for banter in which he asks the crowd, “Does anybody want to get mellow?” And then adds, “Anyone who wants to get mellow can turn around and get the fuck out of here, alright!” He then launches into his seminal “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” (OK, not really seminal at all). We all thought it was so cool the way he swore and rocked out.

Some years later, my mother had heard that Ted Nugent was against drugs. She told me this because I was in a rock band and she thought that having a famous rocker come out against drugs would keep me from dabbling in illegal substances. My response, as a smart-assed teen, was, “Ted Nugent is an argument for doing drugs, Mom, not against doing them.”

All these decades later, some of us (not me) still think he’s cool, the way he wants you to have whatever kind of firearm you’d like with no restrictions. Others (like me) think he’s a dink.

The only thing you need to remember from this post is that I’m not related to him, nor to Timothy McVeigh, despite the fact that more than 20 years after a truck bomb killed 168 people on Oklahoma City, store clerks still mention Timothy McVeigh when they run my credit card.

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Guest - Steve on Monday, 10 April 2017 22:10

I enjoy your writing, and this warm-hearted remembrance of your father is no exception. I feel it a little sad, however, that you chose to flaunt your disbelief in a Holy Week piece on your dad, the devout Catholic. If there is an afterlife, let's hope he his immune from his son's failure to appreciate the faith that made him the honest CPA, and wonderful dad that he was (notwithstanding his inability to pass on the faith).

I enjoy your writing, and this warm-hearted remembrance of your father is no exception. I feel it a little sad, however, that you chose to flaunt your disbelief in a Holy Week piece on your dad, the devout Catholic. If there is an afterlife, let's hope he his immune from his son's failure to appreciate the faith that made him the honest CPA, and wonderful dad that he was (notwithstanding his inability to pass on the faith).
Guest - Patrick on Monday, 10 April 2017 23:33

Thanks for the comment, Steve. My dad would have been an honest CPA without the religion!

Thanks for the comment, Steve. My dad would have been an honest CPA without the religion!
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