PATRICK MCVAY

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I Quintuple That!

 

You think you have a hoppy beer, but sorry, it’s just not hoppy enough for me. I don’t care if you’ve tripled the IBUs. That just makes me laugh!

Can I tell you something? I’ll out-hop you if it kills me.

Quadruple IPAs! Then dry-hopped with my own special (ultra-hoppy) blend. You think Gillette and Schick have an arms race going? Just wait ‘til you see what my hoppy attitude does to brewing. And then everyone will realize that the current wave of ultra-hopped beer is just the tip of the iceberg. And also that I have invested heavily in hops production behind everyone’s backs, making me a financial winner on all fronts. Even if you attempt to out-hop me, well, sorry but those are my hops you’re buying.

I’ll see you in court.

What A Lovely Couple!
"The Non-Confession"
 

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Monday, 18 December 2017

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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