PATRICK MCVAY

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Idea for Blockbuster Movie: "Coasting"

In this film, the main character will get a job at some flunky company in the greater Boston area and will encounter a co-worker with a chip on his shoulder. Chip, the co-worker, hates the main character because he’s a “college boy”, which to Chip means he has every advantage in life, though in reality it just means the main character is in debt up to his eyeballs and will probably spend the rest of his life sharing apartments with other in-debt college grads. One day, Chip decides that it would be hilarious to put super-glue on the pedals of the college boy’s bicycle just before he gets on it, such that his shoes are glued to the pedals. This means that the college can’t boy stop pedaling, sort of like how Keanu Reeves can’t slow down the bus in that dumb Sandra Bullock vehicle “Speed.”

OK, I realize that there is a difference between a bus needing to go at least 70 m.p.h. or else it will explode, and a nutty prank such as super-gluing shoes to bike pedals. But just imagine if you were the guy on the bike. You can’t really stop because how do you balance? (Denouement, the biker spends days on the bike, running red lights and nearly getting killed, until he becomes incredibly talented at balancing, like one of those 20-something dudes you see stopped at red lights who still manages to stay mounted on his cycle.)

Question: Will he have a love interest, and will they make out and so forth while riding bikes? (Should make an excellent montage!)

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Tuesday, 18 September 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

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United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

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False Accusations.

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Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

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Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

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I took a pass. Thanks!

 

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Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

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