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In The Next Phase Of My Professional Life...


While friends of mine are getting mind-blowing jobs overseas or are expecting to reap enormous riches from selling medical devices, I’m kicking back in my Barcalounger and laughing, fully aware that my future is even rosier than theirs. Because while those guys are doing not much beyond improving humans’ longevity and helping mold the citizens of the future, I’m going to be opening “Pat’s Bike & Brew”. You think to yourself, “What’s so great about that?” Nothing, unless you think putting smiles on people’s faces is great.

Hear me out:

Bicycles are getting more and more popular in Boston and the surrounding brownscape, notwithstanding winters like the one we just had, which means there are more and more occasions when bikers will break a spoke or get a flat tire and will be in desperate need of service.

And beer!

How many times have you wasted hours waiting for your vehicle to get fixed with no access to something fresh and bubbly and full of life-affirming yeasty flavors? It’s happened to me more times than I can count.

Looking for investors, bike mechanics, and lawyers who can protect me when people ride off into the dark night a little tipsy from Pat’s Black Saison (currently fermenting). It’s a limited time offer; get in on the ground floor.

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