PATRICK MCVAY

WRITER

In The Next Phase Of My Professional Life...

 

While friends of mine are getting mind-blowing jobs overseas or are expecting to reap enormous riches from selling medical devices, I’m kicking back in my Barcalounger and laughing, fully aware that my future is even rosier than theirs. Because while those guys are doing not much beyond improving humans’ longevity and helping mold the citizens of the future, I’m going to be opening “Pat’s Bike & Brew”. You think to yourself, “What’s so great about that?” Nothing, unless you think putting smiles on people’s faces is great.

Hear me out:

Bicycles are getting more and more popular in Boston and the surrounding brownscape, notwithstanding winters like the one we just had, which means there are more and more occasions when bikers will break a spoke or get a flat tire and will be in desperate need of service.

And beer!

How many times have you wasted hours waiting for your vehicle to get fixed with no access to something fresh and bubbly and full of life-affirming yeasty flavors? It’s happened to me more times than I can count.

Looking for investors, bike mechanics, and lawyers who can protect me when people ride off into the dark night a little tipsy from Pat’s Black Saison (currently fermenting). It’s a limited time offer; get in on the ground floor.

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Wednesday, 19 September 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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