PATRICK MCVAY

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Key Issues

What is it with vacation rental landlords and their nonchalant treatment of keys? Doesn’t every burglar worth his salt immediately search under the welcome mat, atop the door jamb, or inside the grill for keys when they want to rob a place? Because that’s where they always seem to be.

I’m sure you’re not one of those people. Instead, you use a phony rock to hide your key in, except your phony rock looks surprisingly like a malformed hunk of plastic.

If I were a burglar, I’d start a movement in which burglar-friends of mine and I break into homes (with easily found keys) and instead of stealing anything, we watch an NFL game, cooking up some grub, maybe have a couple beers whilst knitting (because my burglar friends are always kitting!). Later, we crash in the beds and snore the night away without a care in the world (not that we snore).

My only question involves how to properly document this burglar-art project and save it for future generations to discover and learn from.

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Sunday, 17 December 2017

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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