PATRICK MCVAY

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New Kind of Soap Dish: Old Soap Dish

What I’m developing here is a concept, not an actual product. The concept grew out of a need I had for a new soap dish for the utility sink in the basement of my home. I found what appeared (to my admittedly inexperienced eye) to be an old ceramic dish. I examined the object carefully: yes, indeed, it was a dish. I gently stroked it’s cracked surface with my fingertips, wondering what wonders the object might tell of times gone by if given a voice; perhaps it might say, “I used to be a soap dish, and wish to be a soap dish once again!” Inspirational, no? This has led me to hire lawyers to sue the bejesus out of any of you who try to steal my concept of re-using old things in the basements of homes, where you don’t really need high-end home goods. No, I haven’t obtained a re-usage patent for this idea I have, but I’m working on that feverishly.

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Sunday, 17 December 2017

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False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

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COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

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Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

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When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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