PATRICK MCVAY

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New Sports Movie: "Panic on Landsdowne!"

This is a baseball thriller in which we see almost no baseball at all. Instead, we focus on groups of Boston Red Sox fans as they chew their fingernails off watching game one of the 2013 ALCS and go to bed in near tears. The rest of the world is thinking: chill out. What’s the big deal? It’s game one people! But the fans have carefully reviewed the list of probable pitchers and realize that their beloved team will be down 3-0 by late Tuesday after Max Scherzer and Justin Verlander are done with them. Oy!

But wait: an exuberant Red Sox fan sneaks into the Detroit clubhouse and poisons the 25-foot length of kielbasa the team has brought along to munch on during pregame warmups, sending everyone to Mass General with stomach cramps.

Filming the trailer this weekend.

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Wednesday, 23 May 2018

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