Pat's Amble For Anosmia
This idea of mine to raise funds to eradicate the scourge of anosmia is, as predicted, immediately pounced upon by my handlers as poorly thought through. I can barely get the idea onto placards and sandwich boards and begin roaming the streets and raising a ruckus before they start peppering me with all sorts of questions, such as:
- Are you sure you want to call it an amble for anosmia when it’s really an amble against anosmia?
- Why not have a ramble instead of an amble, like they do for James Joyce?
- This whole anosmia thing: is it really an important enough cause to gather people together to expend calories ambling on its behalf?
I’ve put my lawyers on it to see what kind of deal they can work out with my handlers.