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Seven Is The New Four. And The New Sixteen.


I am confident that I’ll survive well beyond 100 years of age, thanks to medical advances and the unusual regimen of scores of mini (5 minute) fasts that I undertake each day, but did it occur to you that my kids will likely live to see 200 years and more? Some actuaries I hired figured this out by running sophisticated math equations and taking into consideration the fact that my kids have only consumed organic foods, cage free eggs, and milk that was extracted from cows who signed lengthy release forms and were entirely aware of what they were getting themselves into.

Consequently, my daughter’s seventh birthday (today!) is roughly equivalent to my own fourth and my parents' first. And yet, paradoxically, she appears entirely ready to send long text messages while driving a car and applying eye makeup.

Humans: evolving at the speed of light. (Or is it devolving?)

(Happy Birthday JLM).

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Friday, 23 March 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum


Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.


Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year


United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death


False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.



Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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