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Super Bowl Monday


In Canada and about 120 other countries, “Easter Monday” is an official holiday, with schools closed and civil servants not serving much of anything to anyone. This is just one of many reasons that Canada is better than the US. I aim to fix this issue once and for all.

I hereby propose that the day after the “Super Bowl” (an apparently illegal word cluster that will have to be removed by my staff of highly-paid editors) be an official vacation day for the whole damned country. This will give us time to reflect, collectively, on what we just witnessed: procedures that were illegal; conduct that was unsportsmanlike; starts that were false. We can also tally up all the torn ACLs, MCLs, and meniscuses, using one of those blown-knee abacuses (or is it abaci?), and put ice packs on our heads in a clichéd exhibition of hangover remedies.

Cue the Duck Boats.

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Friday, 23 March 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum


Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.


Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year


United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death


False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.



Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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