My Musings

This text is currently hidden by a css change. Alow's me to go directly to the category description because it is editable in the front end,

The Best Song In The World


My current favorite song in the world is the Toyota of Nashua jingle. Sorry to burst your bubble, you Kars for Kids jingle fans. I'll admit that Kars for Kids is unforgettable, but Toyota of Nashua's dramatic final crescendo harkens back to the 1980s, when God reached down from above and bestowed upon us humans Anthem Rock.  Just listen to the gut-wrenching homage to those heady days at the end of the jingle:

Now that I've proved that the TON jingle would smoke any competitor in a head-to-head jingle smackdown, I'm planning to take my case on the road to see if I can get some purchase around the idea of a Grammy nomination.  

Wish me luck as I break the news to my wife and kids that I've started a new unpaid career in jingle-promotions.

The Invisible Clam


No comments made yet. Be the first to submit a comment
Already Registered? Login Here
Sunday, 25 March 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum


Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.


Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year


United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death


False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.



Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

Subscribe To The Blog

Produce This Audio Play!

Ever wanted to produce a radio play?  Think you have the mettle?  Read on!