Ad It Up


I’m strongly considering switching gears and getting into the selling of ad space during Major League Baseball game broadcasts. The ones I’d like to focus on are those that compete for space on the screen with the game-in-progress, confounding the viewer. Right now, only a very small portion of the available screen real estate is dedicated to ads – I’d guess it’s about one-third. So there’s a lot of room for growth.

My goal would be to slowly eat away at the parts of the image on your screen that don’t serve any purpose other than showing the action on the field. I will convince NESN, little by little, year by year, to carve out new portions of the screen to be used for video imagery and corporate logos. Who’s going to notice if a tiny slice of left field is covered by a small (flashing) banner, or if third base can no longer be seen? Soon we’ll put ads up over second base as well, then first, and before you know it all you’ll be able to see is the pitcher in his windup. Then, that’s gone too! And old timers can talk about what it was like back in the day; the kids gasp and stare in wonder, imagining the baseball diamond unencumbered with furniture deals.

To change the ballgame experience at the park, I’m working on putting a giant wall of TV screens around the entire perimeter of the field so that you can’t actually see the field for all the video screens. Then, I’ll charge to advertise there.

Need, first, to identify whose side I'm on: NESN, Advertisers, or you, the viewer.

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Wednesday, 26 June 2019

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum



It's unlimited
Presidential harrassment
Dems are going nuts!


Isn't it nice when
Countries help rebuild neighbors?
Thanks to Saudi A!


The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?


Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.


Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.


Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?


The Special Counsel
I’ve done nothing wrong



The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit


Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers


“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.



We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country



Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.



Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year



United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death



False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.




Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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