As I Show In My Book


I recently learned that in order to employ the phrase “as I point out in my book,” it’s best to have actually written a book. Ideally, this book you will have written has also been published, and furthermore it would help (though it’s not entirely necessary) if the book isn’t so much a random collection of unrelated words as actual sentences that are grouped together in such a way as to shed light on some mystery that has perplexed man since the beginning of time.

This revelation comes after years of wondering why Tom Ashbrook doesn’t call me and invite me on his little radio show to discuss whatever it is he’s interested in discussing – the earliest moments of our universe; the political and social disarray in Ukraine; the steady disappearance of mom-and-pop stores on Main Street USA. I voiced my dismay at being snubbed by Mr. On Point over beers at a local pub when my friend alerted me that it’s entirely likely to be the result of my having no book to hawk. Is that what it takes? I thought those people talking about their books were just saying that to make me jealous!  

Well, then, I guess I’ll just have to write a book. The idea I’ve come up with (while sitting here) is to make my book a sort of literary triptych, in which I tie together the three seemingly unrelated subjects of the beginning of the cosmos, political disarray in Ukraine, and how golfing just once or twice a year is ruining my lower back. (Or is my ailing lower back ruining my once or twice per year golf habit? Better get that straight before I start in on the writing phase.)

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Thursday, 27 June 2019

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum



It's unlimited
Presidential harrassment
Dems are going nuts!


Isn't it nice when
Countries help rebuild neighbors?
Thanks to Saudi A!


The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?


Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.


Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.


Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?


The Special Counsel
I’ve done nothing wrong



The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit


Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers


“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.



We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country



Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.



Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year



United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death



False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.




Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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