Whenever I backup my computer files, I start from the premise that once I’m dead and gone someone will probably want to reconstruct my life in vivid detail for curiosity-seekers and will need to have access to everything I’ve ever done.

As a result, I'm very careful to set up my life such that everything I do each day is recorded by cameras and microphones, each keystroke is saved on computers I use, and each and every middle-of-the-night snore (not that I snore) is logged into a database. And so, when I change computers every 3 to 5 years as mandated by law, I have to back up all that info. And let me tell you, the job is a bear. With every detail of my life recorded, it takes quite a while, and the average person can't help but wonder if my history is worth that effort.

Guess what: it is.

Just imagine that in years to come my biographer(s) will have no trouble reconstructing my life down to the minute detail. Also, it will be enormously helpful to me when I write my autobiography before I die (when most autobiographies tend to be written), the main difference being that when I sit down with all the data retrieved from the banks of computers, I’ll only be able to review each and every little movement I’ve ever made up to that point, whereas my biographers are going to have the additional ability to review me reviewing my life.

How much more will they learn about me by reviewing me reviewing my life? Will a biographer have an advantage over me if my autobiography and his or her biography of me are entered into the same writing contest? Also, will my biographers be able to take into account some of the things that I do as a ghost (that is, my post-death feats)?

These are the kinds of things that keep me up at night. Luckily, you’re going to be able to read all about this insomnia issue in my autobiography (as well as several scandalous unauthorized biographies).

Stay tuned. (Please).

Dr. Rock


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Thursday, 20 June 2019

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum



It's unlimited
Presidential harrassment
Dems are going nuts!


Isn't it nice when
Countries help rebuild neighbors?
Thanks to Saudi A!


The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?


Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.


Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.


Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?


The Special Counsel
I’ve done nothing wrong



The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit


Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers


“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.



We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country



Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.



Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year



United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death



False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.




Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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