PATRICK MCVAY

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Best And Final

 

For my next piece of performance art, I’ve decided to purchase houses without regard for price or condition. The average Joe on the street won’t know that I’m creating art. He’ll just think I’m an idiot.

But isn’t every artist thought of as an idiot for some period of time? Look at Vincent Van Gogh. Look at Rene Descartes.

The fact is, there isn't a single house-purchase-artist who became rich during his lifetime (go ahead and look it up), and it takes many years more for us risk-takers to finally get our due, because it takes a long time for stupid real estate decisions to pan out, centuries sometimes, when that back alley chicken shack you bought finally becomes valuable beachfront property or has to be razed to make room for a landfill. And now the art circle is complete and you’re able to cash in.

You may be dead and unable to spend the money, but you will live on in the form of generations of offspring, and they’ll need money my friend. Lots of it. Thankfully, you, the dead artist, are able to endorse products even while six feet under, keeping generations of your family in the black. It’s amazing what they’ll be able to do 50 years from now with your likeness, a few computer processors and a little imagination.

My first task: petition the NEA for funding to make down-payments on houses.

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Saturday, 17 November 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

NBC FAKE NEWS
The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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