Bitter Drink

Many of us are kept awake by weird fears and anxieties, but I doubt that anyone besides me has had his slumber interrupted by the following peculiar fantasy: while pedaling to a Red Sox game, I decide to stop for a refreshing beer somewhere close to the stadium rather than fight with the lines at Fenway, locking my bike to a post outside a Kenmore area (and yet somehow secluded) watering hole. Some uncounted number of beers later, I amble to the park, leaving behind my bike.  When I return, as the plot of this particular ugly fantasy goes, I find the bike still locked to the post, seemingly unscathed. What I don't realize is that some evil fan of the opposing squad, probably drunk and from New York, has arrived first and has spat into my water bottle, or worse, has taken it with him into the bushes, where he releases a pint of former beer into it, returning thereafter to nestle the bottle back in its cage.

I encountered this particularly disgusting fantasy (more of a nightmare, really) many years ago, when I arrived at my bike post-game one evening and was about to take a slug of water, then wondered, hey, what if someone is trying to poison me (or much, much worse)? Never mind that there is no good reason to poison me, or that not even Yankee fans think to carry around poison with them (though maybe they will now that I've alerted them to this possibility!). Thanks to my vivid imagination, I have since been unable to shake this major league horror story from my head.

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Thursday, 27 June 2019

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum



It's unlimited
Presidential harrassment
Dems are going nuts!


Isn't it nice when
Countries help rebuild neighbors?
Thanks to Saudi A!


The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?


Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.


Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.


Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?


The Special Counsel
I’ve done nothing wrong



The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit


Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers


“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.



We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country



Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.



Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year



United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death



False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.




Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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