Or maybe you'd prefer a Puerto Rican-themed Trumpian Tweet Haiku:
Your turn.
I recently discovered that one can root around in shallows of Donald Trump’s tweets and come out with some pretty sweet haikus. Not sweet as in cute and cuddly, but sweet as in, “dude, that’s totally sweet.” For example:
I’m sure you can do better than that. I’m sure I can do better than that.
Whatta ya got?
Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum
NBC FAKE NEWS
The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?
Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.
Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.
Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?
The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong
The phony witch hunt
The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit
Fake News Media
Together with the witch hunt:
My best poll numbers
“Caravans” coming
Must go nuclear option.
NO MORE DACA DEAL!
We don’t have a wall
Not going to have a country
FUND THE BORDER WALL
Trade Wars are good and
Easy to win. They get cute?
Don't trade; we win big!
Gun-adept coaches
Weapons-talented teachers
Instantly Shooting
Promote the Fake Book
Mentally Deranged Author
False Information
Now that collusion
With Russia: a total hoax
FBI/Russia
Kim Jong Un, I too
Have a nuclear button.
And my button works.
Tax cut/Reform bill
Massive Alaska Drilling
Incredible Year
United Nations
Sanctions on North Korea
World wants Peace, not Death
False Accusations.
Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!
Collusion. Russia.
Army Navy Game
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY
Congratulations
Pelosi/Schumer
He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.
Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!
Time Magazine Called
Prob'ly "Person of the Year"
I took a pass. Thanks!
The Christmas Story
Mother, Father, Baby Son
Jesus Christ. Bahrain.
Matt Lauer just fired
When will top executives
Be fired for Fake News?
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