PATRICK MCVAY

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Chairman Of The Board

 

Spending a few days in New York City at Christmastime reminds me of just how much better we Bostonians could be at making use of sandwich boards to get messages out to the public. Why aren’t we informing people, via sandwich board, to eat falafel sandwiches for just $5.99? And to wash hands to limit the spread of the flu virus? And that you can get a great deal on a men’s suit for a limited time only.

I can’t remember the last time I saw a person clad in a sandwich board in Boston selling anything. I grew up in a city (Syracuse, NY) that rarely made use of sandwich boards. It’s one reason I rarely go back. In New York City you can’t take a five minute walk without encountering one. This, in my view, is one of the main reasons New York has more visitors than Boston: better (two-legged) signage.

The way to fix the problem might be to put some of the free time that I’ve been squirrelling away into creating a sandwich board industry in Boston. If I need more time, I’ll just borrow a little from the hours I’d normally spend raising my children. It’s that important.

First order of business: breaking it to my son that I’ll be training sandwich board assistants instead of attending his basketball games.

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Tuesday, 13 November 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

NBC FAKE NEWS
The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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