PATRICK MCVAY

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Dark Brown Wednesday

 

Is it too early to discuss what I’d like for Christmas? Seems unlikely, given that Black Friday now falls right smack in the middle of Holy Thursday, a day that marks the anniversary of cowboys from Dallas eating turkey with Indians from Cleveland.

Casting my thoughts well into the future, as I like to do, I have to imagine that in something like 130 years, when I’m on my third lab-grown heart, my second right kidney (the left one being somewhat famous internationally for being an original 1964 model that simply won’t quit), and my—well I won’t say which liver I’m on—the emotional “first shopping day of the Christmas season” will have inexorably crept so far backward in time that it will actually fall eight days before Thanksgiving – i.e. on a Wednesday.

So in that sense I’m actually late with this list. However, since having received a King’s Ransom of heather tips from Thanh, the only thing I really need is one of these contraptions.

Giving a lighter fluid-fueld hand warmer to a friend this holiday season will not only provide real warmth to someone you love, but will also help rid our nation of the excess butane we've accumulated in recent relatively smoke-free years (an unintended consequence of smoking-cessation programs).  

Bad Kitty! (Litter)
Holey Bikepath Batman!
 

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Wednesday, 14 November 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

NBC FAKE NEWS
The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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