The plethora of mosquitos that greeted me on the first night of my seaside summer vacation rental has given me a can’t fail money-making idea. First, I’ll get one of those quick law degrees that you can send away for on the internet. Then I’ll advertise on NESN during Red Sox games: “Do you have West Nile Virus or Triple E? You may be the victim of negligence and entitled to compensation. Call the law offices of Patrick McVay. You will be charged nothing unless we win your case.”
Then, I’ll sue the bejesus out of the area’s mosquitoes, one by one.