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When the Celtics eventually get hold of my personal information and start to press me on how to improve the fan experience at TD Garden, I’m going to insist on more t-shirts descending by parachute to us fans. Also, more stuff thrown at us by the young and the sleek, those cheerers/dancers/acrobats (or whatever they call themselves) on the arena floor. Limited numbers of t-shirts to fight over create a great deal of excitement in the cheap seats, where I am invariably found.  We economizers don't mind scrapping and getting a little bloody if it means getting one of those prized Celtics t-shirts.  That is, until we discover that the shirts don’t mention the Celts at all, but instead just market the franchise’s sponsors.

Next, I’d require “Lucky” to dribble his way down the court en route to his spectacular dunks. This is just a matter of principle. What, he can do acrobatic leaps and slam the ball home but can’t manage dribble down the court? Come on, Lucky, this is b-ball 101!

Finally, the food = not good. From what I can tell, the loge and balcony sections were serviced only by hot dog vendors placed directly beside sausage vendors. If you’re going to limit the food to variety of tube-shaped meats, you might as well get thematic and have sausage smackdowns, with extra kiosks for kielbasa, chorizo, soppressata, and andouille sausage vendors. Heck, I'd even even have fried baloney! (Just thinking out loud here).

On the other hand, the beer selection was not too shabby.

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Saturday, 06 June 2020

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum



It's unlimited
Presidential harrassment
Dems are going nuts!


Isn't it nice when
Countries help rebuild neighbors?
Thanks to Saudi A!


The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?


Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.


Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.


Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?


The Special Counsel
I’ve done nothing wrong



The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit


Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers


“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.



We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country



Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.



Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year



United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death



False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.




Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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