PATRICK MCVAY

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Incandescence

 

Bulbs of yesteryear continue to burn in my home, despite Super PAC-funded ad schemes attempting to make a national embarrassment of people like me for not using compact fluorescents. True, incandescent bulbs drain our limited energy resources more quickly, but the truth in my house is that we hitched a ride on the newfangled CFL bandwagon years ago and ultimately decided old incandescent bulbs were better. Mostly, it had to do with our preference for actually seeing things. Most CFLs we’ve installed have two settings: peasant-shack dim, and interrogation-room harsh. In either case, it’s a hard light to read by.

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Plus, I’m always walking around with ladders and inadvertently smashing into bare bulbs; when it’s a CFL I break, the house gets evacuated for half an hour while the mercury dissipates and poisons our cat. An exaggeration, perhaps, but just barely. In any event, I’m getting enough of mercury via the fish I eat.

Soon, LEDs will be more reasonably priced and we can start replacing our old bulbs with the latest in technology. But where will that leave our CFLs? Probably back in their packaging and left to rot in my basement, unless someone brings them in on hazardous waste disposal day.

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Wednesday, 14 November 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

NBC FAKE NEWS
The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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