I know that when you think of Cornhole you think of me, and trust me, I’m enormously proud of that. But please don’t forget that there are many other people playing Cornhole out there, some of whom are stars in their own right. I don’t want to burst your bubble, but the fact is I’m not actually ranked number one in the world in Cornhole.
Not even number two.
Would it surprise you to learn that I’m number 17? I’m sure it would surprise the actual number 17-ranked Cornhole star (currently not me).
Can I be honest? Truth is, this year I wasn’t invited to the Johnsonville Cornhole Championships. I’m not even a member of the American Cornhole League. And here you assumed I was named All-Cornhole in 2016 and 2017.
Turns out I’m just a regular joe with no endorsements who nevertheless can win his street’s Cornhole championship with almost no training.
Do you have a similarly heartwarming story?
After dutifully following the links you provided, I'm speechless with wonder. Thanks, Patrick, for once again opening my eyes!