PATRICK MCVAY

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Meatball Pat

I’ve occasionally wondered what it would take for me and my family to quit Boston and move to New York City. And then I think: obviously, meatballs! Open a meatball restaurant in New York, and watch the money pour in.

The most important thing to do when you open a new meatball restaurant in Times Square is to give it an awesome name. Some options:

  • Pat’s Meatball Emporium
  • Pat’s House of Meatballs
  • Smiling Pat’s Meatball Palace
  • Barnicle Pat’s Meatball Garden
  • Cornmeal Pat’s House of Wedding Meat
  • Chutney Pat’s Meatball Cellar
  • Husky Pat’s Meatball Zone
  • Gritty Pat's Meatball Hut
  • Speedy Pat's Meatball Express
  • New York Pat's Boston Meatballs
  • Boston Pat's New York Meatballs
  • Pat's Noisy Meatball Bistro
  • Howlin' Pat's Meatball Eatery
  • Blind Boy McVay's Meatball Patio
  • Mellow Pat's Meatball Cafe
  • Greedy Pat's Meatball Sliders

Please take a moment to vote for your favorite, or offer alternatives. 

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Tuesday, 13 November 2018

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

 

 

NBC FAKE NEWS
The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?

 

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

 

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

 

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

 

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

 

 

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

 

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

 

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

 

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

 

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

 

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

 

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

 

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

 

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

 

 

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

 

 

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

 

 

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

 

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

 

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

 

 

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

 

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

 

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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