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My AFC Championship Game Prediction

You may have turned to this website to get a last-minute, in depth analysis of the Patriots/Broncos matchup, and if you did I’m very sorry. It would mean that the rumors I’d heard of the media blackout were true. I’ve been steering clear of Patriots football, looking forward to the Sochi Olympics and March Madness and all that instead, but I just assumed it would have garnered enough interest in the casual football fan that ESPN would have mentioned it in passing. Where's the drama? Where’s the hype around the whole “Brady/Manning” thing?

Of course, I know enough about the matchup to break it down for you.  Which I will eventually do.

Also, I consulted a futurist yesterday, who told me right out of the gate (in the waiting room before my appointment even started!) that Tom Brady is going to QB the Patriots into his late 40s! And get something like 10 rings when it’s all said and done. That’s awesome! And it’s why seeing a futurist is so great. Because sometimes they give you pretty key information just as an aside, like how a particular stocks is going to do over the next two years. Helpful, needless to say.

But back to the AFC Championship game, here’s what you need to know: it’s going to come down to whether Brady wants to start screwing with people with his signal calling at the line of scrimmage by yelling “Omaha, Omaha!” to get into everyone’s heads, and maybe ignite a few unexpected ripples of laughter in the Broncos secondary. If he does, the Patriots win. If he doesn’t, then it's goiing to depend on whether Manning tries to make the Patriots defense laugh by pointing to this guy or that and saying "Number Fifty Two's the Mike!  No, he's the Tom!  No he's the Dick!" 

You're welcome.

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Friday, 05 June 2020

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum



It's unlimited
Presidential harrassment
Dems are going nuts!


Isn't it nice when
Countries help rebuild neighbors?
Thanks to Saudi A!


The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?


Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.


Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.


Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?


The Special Counsel
I’ve done nothing wrong



The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit


Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers


“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.



We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country



Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.



Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year



United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death



False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.




Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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