Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum

It's unlimited
Presidential harrassment
Dems are going nuts!

Isn't it nice when
Countries help rebuild neighbors?
Thanks to Saudi A!

NBC FAKE NEWS
The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?

Investigations
Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.

Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.

Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?

The Special Counsel
Is UNCONSTITUTIONAL
I’ve done nothing wrong

The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit

Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers

“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.

NO MORE DACA DEAL!

We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country

FUND THE BORDER WALL

Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!

Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting

Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information

Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax

FBI/Russia

Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.

Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year

United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death

False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.

Army Navy Game

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S TROPHY

Congratulations

Pelosi/Schumer

He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.

Vets. Guns. VOTE ROY MOORE!

Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!

The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.

Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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