The Enchanting Wizard of Rhythm

Generally speaking, I’m not what you’d call a lucky person. Friends have made sport of my life’s checked history of hilarious bad fortune, such as the time a window blew out of a building during the precursor to a hurricane as I happened to be ambling by, severing my right calf and nearly killing me in the process. LOL! Although I consider this to be a stroke of bad luck, you could make a reasonable case for it being extraordinary good luck, given that I’m still alive with a complete set of limbs and was only “ambling by” because I was heading to a liquor store, as us members of the Irish Coast Guard are known to do when major storms approach, instead of seeking shelter.

However, sometimes fortune smiles on me and cannot be denied, no matter how hard I focus on the black linings of my silver clouds. Such was the case last week, when I got an e-mail alerting me to the impending appearance of the pop musician Beck in the intimate New York venue Le Poisson Rouge. Despite it's name, LPR is not a strip club; it bills itself as the “intersection of art and alcohol."  Hey, that's right up my alley!  But there were still two obstacles to overcome: 1) I had to get permission from my wife to leave our family vacation in order to travel to NYC for the show; and 2) I needed to refresh the LPR web page at precisely the right moment in order to score a ticket.

Having succeeded on both fronts, telling the rest of the story amounts to sheer gloating: seeing Beck in a bar doing the unplugged thing and playing selections from his less renowned efforts (notably Mutations and Sea Change) is more than I could have hoped for on my vacation. (Black lining: I didn't have my Big Shoes with me).

BeckLPRcrI swear that's Beck

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Thursday, 27 June 2019

Trumpian Tweetage Haiku Continuum



It's unlimited
Presidential harrassment
Dems are going nuts!


Isn't it nice when
Countries help rebuild neighbors?
Thanks to Saudi A!


The Harvey Weinstein Story
Look at their license?


Republican Congressmen
Two wins now in doubt.


Dems love Sessions now
Same thing: lyin' James Comey
Saint-like. Really sick.


Russia: "nothing to
do with meddling." Why isn't
Hillary looked at?


The Special Counsel
I’ve done nothing wrong



The phony witch hunt

The soon to be released book
Looks like a big hit


Fake News Media

Together with the witch hunt:

My best poll numbers


“Caravans” coming

Must go nuclear option.



We don’t have a wall

Not going to have a country



Trade Wars are good and

Easy to win. They get cute?

Don't trade; we win big!


Gun-adept coaches

Weapons-talented teachers

Instantly Shooting


Promote the Fake Book

Mentally Deranged Author

False Information


Now that collusion

With Russia: a total hoax



Kim Jong Un, I too

Have a nuclear button.

And my button works.



Tax cut/Reform bill

Massive Alaska Drilling

Incredible Year



United Nations

Sanctions on North Korea

World wants Peace, not Death



False Accusations.

Women I don't know. FAKE NEWS!

Collusion. Russia.


Army Navy Game





He's bad on Crime, Life, Border.




Time Magazine Called

Prob'ly "Person of the Year"

I took a pass. Thanks!


The Christmas Story

Mother, Father, Baby Son

Jesus Christ. Bahrain.


Matt Lauer just fired

When will top executives

Be fired for Fake News? 

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